You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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