Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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