i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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