so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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