the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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