when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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