There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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