i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think my moral compass just broke
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