yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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