Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
They have beer where we have blood.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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