saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize