bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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