oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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