He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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