My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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