I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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