I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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