My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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