he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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