Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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