If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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