another moral hangover. fuck.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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