i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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