I bet he comes in French.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
