No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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