White coat. Heels.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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