dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize