she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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