I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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