State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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Dicks are not precious.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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