last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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