was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was confusing and full of hummus
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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