We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
