No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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