Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
