i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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