haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
