no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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