I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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