Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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