I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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