That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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