I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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