I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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