There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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