He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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