Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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