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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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