You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
