Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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