Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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