oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize