he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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