i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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