So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
