You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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