Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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