You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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