Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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